Funny SMS messages
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.............. |
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 per minute. |
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. |
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
What's the difference between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish |
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! |
Tell me, is it going in? YEAH. is it hurting? oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly. still hurting?.Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR! |
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. |
Knock! Knock! |
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
What's the diference between a blonde girl and a mosquito? If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!! |
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? |
Boy asked his mom "is it wrong to have a willy?""No why"she replies."Well dads sweating like fuck trying 2 pull his off" |
how do you confuse a wanker?.........................a.32 |
*NEWSFLASH* Snow White has been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported to have pulled up her skirt, sot on Pinocchio's face and shouted "LIE BASTARD LIE" |
A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues. So open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise |
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network |
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